1) There is a human poo at the top of my Mum's alleyway. My Mum's house is in a 150m square nice area of Penryn. It is surrounded by drongo pubs and council estates. I know it was a human poo because the poo-er had used a sunglasses case to wipe their bottom afterwards.
2) I've started getting angry at the students for being 'foreign'. Well not really, actually I get annoyed at the students because they are pretentious and annoying and wear stupid clothes and push you in Remedies when you're dancing. But they're as good a reason as any to leave since they make up about 70% of the under 25s in Penryn.
3) I'm becoming an angry NHS worker. I tut at young people who don't say "thank you" to me and am getting VERY. GOOD. AT. SHOUTING. SLOWLY. AT. GRANNIES.
4) My grandparents were really pleased when I got my receptionist job because they think it has "good career prospects".
5) This is absolutely and definitely the only time in my life when I will be able to say "Fuck it, I'm moving to Paris!" and be able to get everything sorted in exactly 1 month (this is the notice period on my flat/job/other job).
6) The bar staff in Mango Tango now know my name.
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